Taking no prisoners. Including herself.

Number one word to describe tonight: fun. For such a flat-footed, sallow little three-letter word, it sure encapsulates the intoxication I experienced from 7:05pm-7:55pm. Fun. Fun, fun, fun. Fun! In the parlance of the Internet, let me capitalize to indicate increased volume: IT WAS FUCKING FUN.

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We’re starting the new year off on the right foot. It’s cause for celebration: Another rejection slip! Make that #6. 294 more to go.

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