Okay — so I’m a bad sport for bailing on the human bridge across the Golden Gate… but it’s [whiny-baby voice] raining, all right? I can’t be expected to help out good causes like the United Way when I have a chance of getting wet now, can I?

[looking up at sky. tail between legs.] Look. I donate to KQED and libararies for children in Vietnam, okay?

But in the meantime, while the grizzly rain-mouth of the sky continues to yawn — and I continue to plug events rather than deliver original content (blame it on April, it being “the cruelest month”) — I will give you a gentle reminder for the one and only:

SLiNKY!Fest April 28th! — exactly one week from today –
~ a creative party extraordinare avec vibrant minds like yourself ~
¡Be there or be somewhere else sad!

See you there tan pronto!