(That’s me, on the left)
I’m away on work, but luckily the airport has free Wi-Fi and free Manhattans (Thank You, “Client”).
Normally, I’d like to write something interesting, incisive, and insightful.
In the meantime, however, I apologize for my act of redirecting. But I have a feeling that this story won’t let you down. ¡Viva la camarones!
This is _precisely_ why I don’t eat much seafood.