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Get it Straight - Day Three & Four

August 21st, 2007 · 5 Comments

Freelancing abroad in the Holy Land for 18 days

Body milk is not soap - that’s shower cream. Or a cream bar. “Milk” is lotion but a lotion is “cream” (i.e. sun cream) - unless it’s just lotion.

Despite what you’re thinking, the Shaver2000 is a blow-dryer, and the AirJet is a water faucet.

Yes, that is shredded carrot in your marmalade, and grounds in your coffee. Coffee? or black coffee? Israeli coffee? Or Arabic coffee? Or Turkish coffee? All the same. You take a little cream? Oh, so you don’t want coffee - you want a cappuccino.

Yeah — of course bombs are bad, no: you never say bomb. Pagaz? is a tank bomb — yeah, this means something very good.

A Sharut is called a cab, but a cab is not a Sharut — that’s a taxi-cab. The Sharut is a mini-bus. But the bus is none of these. And you needed to get on #26, which just left.

Tags: Travel

5 responses so far ↓

  • 1 M // Aug 21, 2007 at 5:53 pm

    I am so glad you cleared all that up!! I love reading about your adventures. Speaking of adventures, I’m off to hula. Aloha, Moomers

  • 2 Shannon // Aug 22, 2007 at 4:18 am

    Not to mention I realized I filled my travel-bottles up incorrectly, so now when I take a shower I have to remember:

    “conditioner is really shampoo, shampoo is not shampoo but face wash, and shower gel is actually conditioner…”

  • 3 bob // Aug 22, 2007 at 8:06 am

    This is good. Very good. I want to steal it. It can be a great starting page of a novel.

  • 4 Aunt Penni // Aug 22, 2007 at 1:24 pm

    Hey Shannon, get me a recipe for a breakfast “pudding” made from some kind of semolina grain and cut in squares. Slightly sweet.It was fab, and could never find a recipe.

  • 5 regina // Aug 22, 2007 at 4:38 pm

    you are fabulous

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