NOT KEEPING SCORE

Freelancing abroad in the Holy Land for 18 days

I’ve spent much money on light flowy dresses and jewelry. Does anyone think I can write this off as a business expense?

I’ve already accumulated an extra bag worth of clothes and gifts… and I haven’t even made it to China. Please, in the future, if there are gift requests, make them small. Shells, stones, or subatomic particles are highly recommended.

I’ve tried unsuccessfully three times already to make it to the Dead Sea. Tomorrow I go even if it kills me…

No personal internet. Lots of delicious hummos. (More soon.)