“We put the ‘fun’ in fund, and all others put the ‘rust’ in trust.”

The Three Rolls and a Pretzel Charitable Trust has been known to actively enrich the local community with a rich, manifold strategy for dissemination of funds.

Previous successful philanthropic efforts have included, but were by no means limited to:

[a] the acquisition of lingerie for girlfriends, which has statistically shown to visibly raise individual and community morale

[b] investment in wine and spirits for the purposes ritualistic consumption meant to bolster consumer confidence and facilitate item a.

[c] community outreach through selective and discerning probability investment in equestrian racing, known to facilitate item b.

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