A single complaint: $5
Tally to date: $60
Learning-the-hard-way-that-complaining-is-a-waste-of-time-and-my-energy- is-better-spent-doing-anything-but: priceless.
For the sake of rounding up, I am rounding up(:) the Perspective Fund to a crisp $100 (I’d be kidding myself if I didn’t think fallen through the cracks of good behavior slipped a few unrecorded complaint tokens.)
No, $100 isn’t a lot monetarily, but the good (humbling) lessons that came along with every dollar certainly has to count for something.
I’m currently considering to which fund to donate. Any suggestions?
You might consider the Three Rolls and a Pretzel Charitable Trust,
“We put the ‘fun’ in fund, and all others put the ‘rust’ in trust.”
The Three Rolls and a Pretzel Charitable Trust has been known to actively enrich the local community with a rich, manifold strategy for dissemination of funds.
Previous successful philanthropic efforts have included, but were by no means limited to:
[a] the acquisition of lingerie for girlfriends, which has statistically shown to visibly raise individual and community morale
[b] investment in wine and spirits for the purposes ritualistic consumption meant to bolster consumer confidence and facilitate item a.
[c] community outreach through selective and discerning probability investment in equestrian racing, known to facilitate item b.
Any and all inquires can be directed to http://www.threerollsandapretzel.blogspot.com. Thank you for your time.