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Attached at the Hip

August 10th, 2006 · No Comments

Well they’re finally here — Levi’s iPod Enabled Pants. You know what this means, don’t you? We get to add another pair of pants to the Ugly Pants File — that figurative circular metal bin you throw old clothes into like on What Not to Wear.
What, may I ask, was wrong with keeping your iPod […]

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Levi’s announces iPod enabled pants

January 11th, 2006 · 2 Comments

I do not know if they are ugly as I haven’t been able to find an image, but these pants certainly deserve mention in the pants section of my site. It looks like Apple once again revolutionizes not just music but fashion as well…

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Ugly Pants Open

November 30th, 2005 · No Comments

(No, it’s not an allusion to some sexual innuendo)
Too bad it’s not happening around Father’s Day, because the Ugly Pants Open would make the perfect father-daughter event. My dad could play the sport while I sported today’s entry of Ugly Pants.
How apropos that the tournament benefits Goodwill.
I suppose at some point, when one gets tired […]

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The mistake of leather pants

November 18th, 2005 · No Comments

It has come to my attention that there is very serious void in Ugly Pants Tracking. We have all seen them — ugly pants. But not until now have I realized the extent of the problem, nor the complete lack of keeping tabs on their proliferation. Someone must keep tabs, and I am that someone. […]

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J. Crew’s Fashion Faux Pas

November 17th, 2005 · 1 Comment

What the hell is J. Crew thinking? They have, in their online catalog, courduroy dress pants, “each leg panel is a different color (navy, tiger lily, pine & maize).” Yes, it is from the current Winter 2005 catalog. No, I will not be ordering a pair.
Although I’m sure many will visit this site for bleeding-edge […]

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