NOT KEEPING SCORE

I bought 100 Speed Racer, Barbie, and Looney Toons paper valentines and handed them out to strangers in the financial district while wearing a satin wedding dress. I’d have pictures, but there’s this whole waiver of using someone’s likeness without consent thing I didn’t want to deal with, so you’ll have to trust me.

And a love-word for the ole vocabulary: spoony (foolishly or sentimentally in love)

Happy V-Day, folks.