NOT KEEPING SCORE

3,
Today I really think I’m going to ask you to, you know, talk—but I chicken out. I want to yell this to you, yell: How Much Do You Cost? But I think this might be construed as rude.
[Night three: Acrositic poem with dactylic tetrameter (kinda); rhyme scheme ababbaba]
Trannie appears with the fleeing of day
Reaching […]

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2,
(dear Trannie,)
I really mean you no offense. I am so fascinated by you. You look so stunning and strange there in that silver off-the-collar V-neck thingie. (I couldn’t pull that off.) You have these great shoulders which shine. I wonder today: how much do you cost?
[Night two: rhymed, metered]
I see you, Trannie, getting ready
to take […]

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I got three hours of sleep last night — I’m not complaining. I’m using this as a preface to this Project Launch. I am including this little anecdote, now, which I’m about to deliver, in the next sentence, for a reason.
You see, I went to bed late (11PM) and had to get up early (4AM). […]

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Dad came into room and said
“Shan, it’s 6:15 — you want another half an hour?” and when normally I would think no, no I need to get up now. I am visiting Sonoma County for only 48 hours; I must rise and meet the day like Sultan-Warrior-God and go forth and Accomplish (capital “a”), […]

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In line with the them for the month, I’m going to keep it short and sweet today by plugging this product — the best invention since the toothbrush. It makes flossing so simple I actually floss twice a day.
No joke. My dentist gave me two gold stars.

(Dear Reach® Access™ Company: you can make the check […]

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“Most people would rather be certain they’re miserable than risk being happy.”
- Robert Anthony

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You knew it had to happen: with the dawning of the second calendar month of this glorious year of 2006, we witness the infamous V-Day approaching. Yay, Love! [!@#$%giggle*&^!]
In all seriousness, I’m not really in the mood. (I’ve been on codeine and antibiotics all month; I’m just ready to leave January behind, damn it. […]

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Today’s the day: grab your podometer, photocopy your Edward Furlong mugshots, and get Furlong-ing!

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