NOT KEEPING SCORE

“You are almost there”

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They say a picture is worth a thousand words, which is good, because I only have 20.
Hope this’ll do:

[Merry Christmas! Looking forward to new Projects in the new year…]
(what is this?)

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Wondrous Readers,
For Date #19 I have something a little different for you… I’ve surrendered the reins:

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Kind, Unique Readers,
See, this is yet another reason why I love Craigslist: it spawns more questions than it answers.
Case in point: today, I posted this ad in the Missed Connections section of Craigslist:

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Affectionate Readers,
Date #18 is coming. I promise. In fact, here it is:
DATE #18:
Plan to put up Edward Furlong mugs every furlong cancelled (rain); no
matter, we have united, instead, over PROJECT FURLONG.
(what is this?)
Just as the New York Times decided to withhold a story, I, too might hold off on reporting the rest of my […]

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Look:
I can’t distinguish between Craigslist and “real” dates anymore;
need calendar notes to remember who’s who;
previous dates calling back;
ex-boyfriend called;
and
the guy I think I’d actually like to date is too busy ballpoint-pen shopping.
I quit.
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—BEGIN NOTE—
Dearest Sweetest Readers,
I apologize. I was rash. [deep inhale]

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This one was really smart, polite, well-dressed…
Too bad I think he’s gay and just doesn’t know it yet.

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Cancelled this one…
we spoke several times, and he’s really looking for someone. Didn’t want to waste my time?

… or his.
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Dear Readers,
Since it seems that I am on this funny dating and dating-related-topics kick lately, I’m including a link to this site, e-closure which allows people the “act of gaining emotional finality by sharing a story of a breakup with the world, via the internet.”
The wonderful part is this project: Nobody Loves Me on V-Day […]

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date cancelled.
dinner with friend turned sour.
(this cafe is too loud.)
-tad bitter?
just me and wine tonight, folks…
(what is this?)

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